6 Pins I could have Lived Without

I spent a large portion of my day cleaning, decluttering, etc. Story of my life.
But, every once in a while I had the opportunity to stalk peeps on Pinterest. Or stalk pins. Whichever is more accurate. And that's how I came up with this:

I generally stay on the "my followers" list, but when I was brave enough to venture over to "everything" boy was I shocked.

For example:

Pink Revolver

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Seriously. If you are going to own something so mean & deadly, why not leave it the way it normally comes in? Why pink. Why make it pretty and feminine? Pink tool belts I get, but gats, not so much.

Then there was this:

Eggcelent Seating Choices

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I just realized that these aren't JUST chairs, they are also small tables. Well, you know what they say?! You sit on what you eat.


And then:

Sexy Six Pack

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I love me this bike. I do. And to be honest, I've seen far worse. As in TWO Mexicans* on the same bike, juggling a 24 pack of Bud. It's like a train wreck; you can't help but watch.

[*I hate that I even have to say anything, but to give a little context... My husband grew up in a small, mostly Mexican/Indian town outside of Phoenix. When I am say "Mexican" that's truly what I mean - two people from Mexico. Just like if they were Germans, I would say the same thing.]

One more:

Sog-No-Mo

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Seriously?! Who wants to take the time to move over the cereal, let is soak for JUST the right amount of time, then slurp up the goodness? Not I, says the fly. Eat a granola bar, people.


And this one:

R2Dory

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 Nic would kill for this. I... would not. This is just crazy hijinks.

And finally...[if you're still here]

Moss y Menos (when spelled correctly, it translates to More or Less)

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Um... what?!
Let me say it again.
Um... WHAT?!?

Lady, you JUST stepped out of the bath, why are you rollin' in the grass again? Me thinks there might be weed growing in that ther moss. It's a cover-up. Quick, someone call the DEA.

That is... *if* you are still with me. ;)